The Schmucks are having a baby! I caught them in a loving scene recently and asked them to recreate it, Momica was nice enough to let her favorite bird in the pic as well.
I've known the Schmucks for a few years now, way before the Schmuck union. I even had the pleasure of being roomies with the Schmucks before they were the Schmucks. They treated me like their own and I came to love my friend Monica even more as Momica.
Momica encouraged me that I can cook (even though I really can't) and left me in awe of her constant cleaning. She was always loving, encouraging and gave me my space - doing this made me come to her even more for things only a Momica could do.
Shout out to me below in their new kitchen - the previous kitchen had a lot of memories of my triscuit pizzas and the Schmucks' amazing flank steak...
Momica will now have a child of her own very soon - in just a few days! While she's been pregnant her wonderful husband (and really, everyone *should* know Mr. Schmuck - he's stinking awesome), this husband re-did their whole kitchen!
The day it was unveiled to me Momica also advised that even though she isn't due for another couple weeks her Baby Schmuck is tipping the scale at 9-10 pounds! Holy hopping snot. I'm so scared for her. But isn't she glowing and beautiful in her new kitchen? 
In anticipation of this ginormous Baby Schmuck, I'm planning the Vaj Memorial and will give Mr. Schmuck the honors of reading the eulogy. I know the explosion she will no doubt experience will be worth the Baby Schmuck. May he have Mr. Schmuck's contagious laughter, gentle nature and the amazing ability to put everyone at ease. The Schmuck's were meant to be parents - they've done a great job with me. 
I can't wait to meet the Baby Schmuck! Everyone should love a Schmuck - the world wouldn't spin as well without them.
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Oh my gosh! Their kitchen looks AMAZING!! But not as amazing as Momica! She's a gorgeous preggers! =)
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